Author: Lucas Hilmarsen

Unite the right day 1

Unite the right day 1

The alt right squared off against antifa in which appears to be the battle of a millenia who knows what has yet to come but this is for certain the TORCHLIGHT VIGIL was a victory decisively although many of our brave warriors got Lit up by gas and spray they took them on galliantly in a move that would be heard around the edgosphere in which antifa was put on suicide watch (Pictured johnny monoxide leads a brave band of alt right italians against the forces of antifa)

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Regarding Shield maidens

Regarding Shield maidens

It is clear us as men in the movement should take some queues from antifa. they are clearly operating on a better violence model in which the men listen to what the women have to say and do as they’re told as pre christian evropa used to engage in. Antifa is a much more trad group which is why the jews use them to fight us they get hyped on drugs as the berserkers before them had done. we as the alt right may need to rethink our battle plans and get back to our primal nature. if you arent wearing swastika armbands and literally copy pasta’ing a movement from the early 1900s you are destined to fail as we all know they were completely successful in all their endeavors

On sharing food

On sharing food

How can you call me brother when you wont even share your oats with me? if I cant reach over and help myself to a couple biscuits what kind of family member are you? Sometimes i need sustinence as well. maybe even some of your redpill because if we are to believe the story of icarus is true your wings cannot become so powerful you fly to close to the sun and end up drowning so if you catch me drinking your redbull brother I am saving your life and you should thank me for it. a strong tribe must redistribute whatever we pay for at apple bees. appetizers included. for when I get the money and order a RIBeye steak you shall be the first able to take whatever you wish when my back is turned.

Music of the gods

Music of the gods

Now as we have all read countless boring speculations on what music is “white” or aryan I believe I have come to the ultimate compromise there is but one instrument that can not be corrupted by zionist control the otamatone invented by our Eastern Aryan bretheren this instrument has the power to overthrow the jewry that is modern rap/pop music. just simply youtube any of the otamatone videos and you will surely be enlightened on a musical scale even the most pure of us would be envious

Well…

We knew this was coming Dr morris would one day have his way and turn all of the authors of this website into catbois and force us to shave all our hair….

I regretfully come before the readership as a new and reborn catboi.

The mysterious Origin of the Covfefe

The mysterious Origin of the Covfefe

We all saw it the infamous tweet of the news Covfefe, what does it mean where does it come from luckily we have the best investigative journalist team at the starboard stuff we have been working since the moment this was unleashed on twitter to find out the meaning. what we found was it is actually a transmission to the overlords bognadoff if you need a quick rundown I will provide such at a later date. but what covfefe ended up meaning, broken down like so

C for catbois
O for Of
V for the Vatican
F for Faith
E for Eternal
2nd F is Fiery
and the 2nd E stood Expulsion

Now if anyone can piece this message together and what it truly mean I would hope you could put it in the comments. it seems to me a catboi prophecy but who can be sure!

in regards to white sharia

in regards to white sharia

Whelp. You guys have won. The white sharia meme is officially a part of the Alt-Right now. Good for you! I won’t be showing up at any more IRL Alt-Right events, but I suppose that’s a victory, because I’m just a stupid faggot. Good for you all, and best of luck in the future.

 You know what guys its one thing to call black people outdated farm equipment and its fine to say throw jews in the oven or advocate extermination plans or lebensbraun. THIS IS A STEP TOO FAR HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR GLORIOUS SHEILD MAIDENS!
HERESY ON MY WEBSITE!?

HERESY ON MY WEBSITE!?

What in GODS NAME IS GOING ON I leave for all of a week and I come back to Israelites and scientologists running their mouths here, The truth has been before us the true ARVAN religion of this whole time has been esoteric heimbachism isn’t it a little suspicious that his initials line up with 88 HEIL HEIMBACH? it is clearly the format for a racially conscious volk into the new era coming up.

We will feast in the halls of apple bees with the rest of our volk and sing songs of the battles of berkely and perform esoteric rituals like in charlottesville like as we know according to itsgoingdown was entirely planned by The God emperor Heimbach himself.

In the coming weeks I shall write the tenants of the great heimbach and his prophets

Crippling depression Nationalism

Crippling depression Nationalism

Fuck you I may not go outside or help at any events But you know what I am helping by critiquing the movements optics from afar I know what will attract new members as I dip my tendies into my Heinz Honey Mustard because all other brands are owned by CUCKS. IF YOU FUCKING MARCH DOWN THE STREETS WITH ANY FLAGS OR SAY THE GOYIM KNOW you are going to scare potential recruits centrism is the way to go we can’t rape our way to the top like space marines when we can’t even get off our chairs and not to mention you faggiolas in the military are just taking welfare OMG WOW JUST WOW. CAN I GET SOME PATRIOTISM AT LEAST ONCE! Punching antifa back is bad optics just run away homie

Things from beyond

Things from beyond

In my time traveling through the multiverse I have come across a strange being one can only describe as the handsome horse. Is this race an ally or foe none may truly know for certain until more studying has been done. when I approached it asked me if I wanted a carrot I was not hungry at the time so I said no. What could it mean by this? If any of the other dimension travelers have been to this said dimension surely they could add more insight into horse carrot nationalism.

-Lucas Hilmarsen
-The Starboard Institute
-Norfolk, VA