I had sex with 6 gorillion men and Dr. Mengele injected me with mutant STDs and I was fucked so hard my intestines came out and I worshipped Satan but then I discovered the Bible and now I’m a heterosexual with five kids and a wife with giant tits. I was cured of all STDs and my asshole closed up. I don’t even shit anymore, or eat. I just absorb energy from the divine love of God. This is a 100% true story.