I am David Balabon, and You Can Suck My Catboi Dick

You like these ears? This collar? Yeah? Oh, don’t worry. Aaron McNair hasn’t declawed me… yet. He likes my Catscratch Fever. He makes me purr like a Trek 820 coasting down a mountainside.

I am David Balabon, and for the right price, I can be your Catboi, too.

MEOW! MWAH!

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