I warned you this would happen. I told you that they would mount their Warmanxes and come marauding across the Irish sea.
You thought you were safe didn’t you? You thought that they were contained? No.
You fools did not listen and on the 4th October of last year the The Isle of Man declared war on Anglesey.
The poor Welsh will brave it out, but it will be a massacre. Neither their Hilldragons nor the mighty Armoured Sheep Legions are remotely a match for the dreaded Manx. It is a beast of purest Death.
Wales is expected to fall by noon today and then they will commence their march on England.
We will resist.
We will fight them on the beaches, we will never surrALL HAIL THE MANXWOMAN, ALL GLORY TO THE MANX.
t.NOT MANX BUT ENGLANDISHNOTDEADMAN.