Here at Starboard, a number of diverse opinions on building a utopian society are tolerated. But I must remind my dear readers, that to be completely and incontrovertibly principled, one must follow the path of tomboy humiliation.
- Make her wear the frilly dress.
- Take her out on a picnic at the park.
- Help her improve at softball.
- But also make her wear that frilly dress while practicing.
If we lose sight of what truly connects us to the aristocratic age, we will lose our humanity.
The Tropicarian Institute
Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands