The Pancake Broodmother

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Obviously we know that White Shariah and sexbot harems are the final solution to the thot and catlady question. But you know what’s even better? Robot children. Yeah, how is your honor roll student coming along? I have 100 children and they’re already adults with perfect Aryan features and IQs surpassed only by Curt Doolittle. Your 14 game is slacking. Now some people might say, cat, that’s cheating because you’re not actually passing on your DNA. Well, my robot children will have my own blood injected into them. You know what’s even better than robot children? Adopting Destra Ben and making him live inside of a giant pancake.

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