Imagine having enough tomboys to start a softball team with. You could coach them all in how to play the girls’ version of baseball. And also go on dates with them individually and make them wear frilly dresses instead of their uniforms.
What if you could convince them to play softball in frilly dresses?
These possibilities are why I worry for our future as a society. If every man had a softball team of tomboys to coach and make wear frilly dresses, he would never accomplish anything else. The work of the Institute would grind to a halt, and no more philosophitarian discoveries could be made. No longer would innovative insights into human social organization be found and their implementation discussed.
Perhaps it is a disaster our forebears understood when they created monogamy. For if a man had too many tomboys to embarrass, he would spend all his time doing so.
The Tropicarian Institute
Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands