How To Have Sex With A Ghost

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Step 1: Don’t have sex or play with yourself for a week.

Step 2: Drink two gallons of water before going to bed.

Step 3: Fill up some sandbags.

Step 4: Lay on your back and place the sandbags on your chest so you have difficulty breathing.

Step 5: Go to sleep

Step 6: Wake up in a state of asphyxiating sleep paralysis while a ghost rapes the shit out of you

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