Why Time Travel Makes You Gay

This is how Jesus prevents you from becoming your own grandfather. I have solved time travel. I have beaten physics. I have outwitted Einstein.

Burton Doolittle

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2 thoughts on “Why Time Travel Makes You Gay

    1. You can do that, but it won’t result in any children, and therefore won’t change the present. Also your grandfather most likely isn’t going to do it anyway, since he is straight.

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