Drunken Rant

Someone just told me they cleanse their house with sage. WTF is wrong with everyone? Jesus Christ, use Febreeze like a normal person. “Hi, I’m different. I’m gonna prove that by doing x stupid thing.” Why can’t it be 1983? Everyone was totally cool with being a milquetoast American then. I would feel so much more comfortable in those surroundings. Also, when did we let in all of these fuckers from weird countries? Like, just be western European, faggot.

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