In his recent treatise, “Deaf Must Be Blind: His Waifu Is Grown Up”, my colleague Bleow Mitz made several specious claims that I will argue in this essay are further evidence of his heresy and, logically following from that, his eternal faggotry. If I might be so bold I would even put this forth as evidence that he might be a jew.
Consider the following passage.
Guess what retard? Your waifu… she’s all grown up and she’s 3D now. Feeling old yet?
Hey faggot cat, guess what?
WAIFUS, BY DEFINITION, ARE NOT 3D AND CANNOT BECOME 3D
YOU SIR ARE A HERETIC, A FAGGOT, AND A JEW
YOU’RE GOING BACK