I hereby beseech thee, oh great honorable Kek. Please, as your most devoted followers, grant us the power of chaos; the power of the unknown, the spooky, and the strange. We will enact your Chaos Justice in this realm through our vision and works at https://thestarboardstuff.wordpress.com/
We seek only to praise your name and commit acts of vicious insanity upon the unsuspecting Nazis of the Internet and the world. Also, could we please have some oats?