If ever further proof that the The Isle of Man is a debauched, hellworld was ever needed. Just take a look at this beast. Roaming wild in the dense jungles of Peel, this vicious creatures stand at a whopping 11 feet tall and 9 foot long. They are poisonous in both touch and bite. Fortunately the locals have learned to deter them with urine, hence why their towns and villages reek so heavily of stale piss.
It is said that the One Woman gave birth to the first Manx cat when she was accidentally pumped with A combination of Liger and Whale sperm. The menfolk spoke of sacrificing her in order to stop the menace but when they got too close she would kill the men with her stinging tendrils and drain their bodies of seed.
Nasty, but perhaps truly a fitting end to the monsters that roam this cancerous rock.