Does the Isle of Man really exist?

You may have noticed some articles recently bashing the supposed “Isle of Man”. While I trust the criticisms levied in them, I can’t help but wonder if the Isle of Man even really exists. I’ve never been there. I’ve never seen it on a map. I don’t even think “Isle” is a real word. Did they misspell “Island”? That’s the impression I get. And how is it an “Isle” of “Man”? If there’s no women, how do they reproduce? It should be called the “Isle” of “Man and Woman” for it to make any sense.

None of this adds up. We need to get a real investigator on the case. Someone with experience as a governor and a fighter.

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2 thoughts on “Does the Isle of Man really exist?

  1. Oh it exists alright, but people don’t often notice it because it’s actually a parallel hellscape that randomly sucks in bystanders and inflicts unworldly suffering upon them.

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