Shame on You

I don’t understand how all my fellow authors on this site are being so fucking autistic. While all of you waste your time on debating the homosexual nature of futa (it’s not gay, everyone knows this), our very own leader is a frog captain. Have you all forgotten the great words of wisdom from St. Jones?

“THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY”

That’s right. You all let yourself be distracted by the feminine penis, and the real homosex fiend is right in front of your nose. I know our site has barely just started, but we have to have an insurrection. Kermit the butt pirate must be tossed over the starboard side of the ship.

We have allies who will  help us do it. Turn out the lights in your bathroom, put up some candles, and say “Common Filth” three times while looking into your eyes through the mirror. The avatar of antigay will then appear before you and strike down the impious ones.

 

HAIL VICTORY

HAIL OUR PEOPLE

HAIL FUTANARI

GAS THE FROGS

STRAIGHT WAR NOW

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