Futa is not gay

Futa, or as the full name is known “futanari” (nipponese roughly translating to “divining rod wielding maiden”), is a controversial subject amongst many. You may be thinking, how could a girl with a dick not be gay? It increases the dick count by one. Well, let me ask this: why is a guy and a girl not considering gay, when the dick count is the same?

Futa on girl is less gay by approximately 50%. The inclusion of two extra breasts and a vaganía actually reduces the gay:straight ratio down a significant amount. It is straighter by any objective measure.

The order of gayness is as followed:

gay > straight > futa > lesbian

QED.

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