Set the scene:
You’re a nine to five kind of guy and you’ve had a long, hard, throbbing day at work. The sweat is rolling down your tight, suit clad, herculean body. The wind blowing your untamed locks and stinging your steel blue eyes.
THE ANUS STRETCHES SO TIGHTLY I’M BLEEDING DADDY
Time to get home back to your tradwife. Sure she may boast the tight bod and the breasts of the Venus herself but between her legs lies the BIGGEST issue facing our society today/
You see by including the aforementioned gentleman to the futa ratio established by my misguided colleges you are actually increasing the male genitalia in the act of coitus. YOUR PARENTS ARE IN WITH THE VAMPIRES THEY PLOT YOUR DEMISE
Couple this with the likelihood of sodomy is such a relationship and what we have here is a recipe for danger.
Let’s break down the name:
F – Faggot
U – Using
T – Tainted BY THE GODS OF DECAY YOUR FLESH BELONGS TO ME
A – Arsehole
N – Not
A – Actually
R – Right
I – Is it?
Also F is next to G in the alphabet and G is the first letter in Gay.
Still not convinced by my overwhelming evidence?
Heh, then fuck you.