In your article, you mention that
The order of gayness is as followed:
gay > straight > futa > lesbian
Allow me to present a rebuttal to this argument. Lesbian sex involves two women, and is therefore inherently gay and non-traditional. Therefore the proper order of gayness should be the following:
gay > straight > lesbian > futa
It is my hope that upon considering the facts as I have laid them before you, you will come to your senses and realize that, in fact, futa is the straightest of all possible sexual events.
Dolores Hazel Milton