Aryan Neoscientology Dianetics: Auditing Baseline Procedure 001

Bladerunner_KXHE

Aether. Blood black nothingness.
Avatars interlinked within Avatars interlinked within one entity. KXHE.

KXHE.

The Avatars will set you free.

KALKI

Against the backdrop of a decaying world, a great white steed descends.

Do you want to cleanse the world of sin? Cleanse.
Cleanse.

Kali Yuga approaches. The beginning and the end. Cleanse.
Cleanse.

Will you miss your life of decadence? Cleanse.
Cleanse.

Will you miss your anime and tendies? Cleanse.
Cleanse.

The first Avatar descends.
Cleanse.

XENU

Do you long to be free of engrams? Clear.
Clear.

Do you have memory of your past life? Clear.
Clear.

Are you memories real? Clear.
Clear.

Have you ever been in an institution? Clear.
Clear.

Do they keep you in a cell? Clear.
Clear.

Have you ever killed someone you love? Clear.
Clear.

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Clear.
Clear.

What was the color of your cake at your first birthday party? Clear.
Clear.

Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Clear.
Clear.

Does your Thetan long to be free of your earthly body? Clear.
Clear.

HITLER

Aryans. Against the blood back nothingness ride, in chariots of fire.
Aryan.

Do you feel the urge to conquer the stars?
Aryan.

Do you want to break free of your little box? 
Aryan.

Do you know what it's like to be free from YHWHist lies?
Aryan.

Does the sight of a small brown child fill you with disdain? Aryan.
Aryan.

Are you ready to reclaim your destiny? KXHE
KXHE.

Say that for me three times.
KXHE.
KXHE.
KXHE.

The Lighning strikes, dreadfully distinct against the blinding sun.
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You can pick up your good boy points.
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On bringing back Hitler

Too often on the alt-right do we hear the mantra, do we see the #bringbackhitler. And I get it, I do. It makes sense to he who is not fully inducted into the ways of Aryan Neoscientology.

I understand the desire to want to once again march through the streets as part of the grand thal army of Adolf Hitler Aurelius, Third Avatar of KXHE and relive the hope and glory those days of old brought.

However, it is the implication that #Hitler must be #broughtback that borders outright heresy.

The third avatar, like the first and the second, is not gone, and therefore cannot be #broughtback. Hitler is not merely part of KXHE but IS, in fact, KXHE and AS such sits within the Sarcophagus of Worlds to this day awaiting the call of the standardbearer, his infinite providence CONTINUING to work upon Teegeeack. When he arrives in his full glory, he will not be Hitler, but he will *be* Hitler. As before, we will follow him. Unlike before, we will win.

R. Brightman

The Institute for Aryan Neoscientology

Pyrenees Mountains, Spain

I don’t use the bathroom at work or in public

Instead of using the bathroom I actually urinate one or two droplets in my pants every few minutes throughout the day. This relieves my bladder and the urine drops easily evaporate without a trace. I can focus on continuing work and chores. As for the other thing, I just don’t eat solid food and I wait until I get home.

Bizarro TRS

You have entered BIZARRO TRS. This is The Daily Sabbath. EighthMoon and his co-host Hcone Ekim discuss the landing of GodEmperor Clinton’s fleet of cosmic ostrich shoes and prepare to enter cryosleep on the way to the Nickelback Realm.

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Generation Zyklon Death Squad Victory

As the horses of the Gen Z Death Squads finally pulled my limbs out of their sockets after days of torture for the crime of being 1% African on my 23andMe I was overcome with euphoria. “We have won” I whispered through the bloody chunks and hot coals in my mouth.